I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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