This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im holly from the hills drunk
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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