fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
