return my video game
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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