You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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