? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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