:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My penis needs a shock collar
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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