i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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