I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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