The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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