Your tits are I can't wait for
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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