I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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