I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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