I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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