I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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