She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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