There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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