your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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