You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
