After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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