last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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