If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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