Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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