all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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