She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
