is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
My penis needs a shock collar
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
