She's JV to your varsity
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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