He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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