I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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