Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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