Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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