I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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