margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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