My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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