She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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