Fuck appropriateness.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
