we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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