i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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