My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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