If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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