It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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