I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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