do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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