Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
