I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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