TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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