Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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