You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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