Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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