It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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