Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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